domingo, 16 de mayo de 2010

"Never mind Jason, someone will recognise you soon"

Piers Morgan, jurado del programa "Britain's got talent" comenta un encuentro casual con Jason el día 5 de Mayo que resultó ser bastante anecdótico. Esto es lo que nos cuenta:


"...I stumbled into an organic vegetarian restaurant in Kensington, where they serve platefuls of hot gruel (I never have a clue what I'm eating but it invariably tastes delicious) and was greeted by a familiar grinning face.

'Hello, Mr Morgan,' smiled Jason Orange from Take That. (As I said on Britain's Got Talent recently, I was the band's official biographer and knew them all before they'd ever had a hit.)
'Fancy joining me for a co ffee?' he suggested, so I did, and we sat basking in the glorious mid-afternoon sunshine, chewing the fat about life, the universe and the perils of fame.

Sir Paul McCartney was in the papers today revealing how he had a rulebook for dealing with fans ('I don't sign things or do pictures if I'm eating or in B&Q,' he said, to which Jason observed, 'I agree with him, but I'd love to know if he really goes into B&Q.')
'It's funny how things have changed for you since we first met,' he said. 'You used to be the one writing about celebrities, now you are one yourself.'
At which point, a young teenage girl asked me for an autograph.
'What are you doing here?' she asked.
'I'm auditioning this guy for Britain's Got Talent,' I replied, pointing at Jason. She looked at him, didn't show a flicker of recognition, thanked me and walked off . As we both laughed at the irony of this moment, she returned.
'She's worked out who you are,' I whispered. But she hadn't. She just wanted a picture of me as well.

As I posed, two lads in a lorry shouted out, 'Oi, Piers, we've got talent!' at the top of their voices. Again, not an eyebrow raised towards the international pop superstar sitting with me.
'Never mind, mate,' I consoled Jason. ' Someone will recognise you soon.'

As if on cue, a middle-aged lady walked up to him.
'Excuse me?' Jason turned and flashed his best celebrity smile.
'Could you look after my dog while I go inside?' We both burst out laughing.
'Of course,' he replied politely, as she tethered her terrier to the door. 'No problem.'

Minutes later, a lady in a light pink tracksuit jogged past, slammed to an abrupt halt, ripped out her iPod earplugs, and exclaimed at me: 'Not you! You're bloody everywhere!'
It was, by sublime coincidence, Stella McCartney. She sat down with us.
'What on earth are you two doing?'
'We're playing a game of Who's More Famous?' I replied. 'And I'm winning.'
'Try, Who's More Popular? and see how you get on,' she suggested.
After an amusing few minutes (Stella's remarkably down-to-earth given her absurdly legendary parentage), she sprang to her feet and began running o ff again.
'Does my bum look all right?' she shouted back.
I examined the relevant body part closely as it wiggled o ff down the High Street and shouted my verdict: 'Looks fabulous from here!'
Then a sudden thought flashed into my head. 'By the way, does your old man ever go into B&Q?' But, alas, she'd gone.

As Jason and I said our goodbyes, a man in a motorised wheelchair passed us, stopped a few feet on, and performed a slow U-turn.
'This is it,' I said, excitedly. The man wheeled back towards us, then diverted at the last minute into the restaurant.
Jason sighed. 'I'll never live this down.'..."

Fuente: TheInsider

7 comentarios:

Gorda dijo...

Poor Jason, ya sólo le molestan para que vigile perros jajajaja

Hades dijo...

Vaya... chicas, mi inglés no es mu bueno, pero eso he entendido.
Que nadie lo reconocía no??
Q pena que yo no andara por allí , me tiraría al cuello!!

jennic dijo...

¡¡Qué buena historia!! jajaja
Pobre Jason... si en el fondo le encanta que le stalkeemos y si no lo hacemos se pone triste... jaja

menchu dijo...

Dónde hay que ir?? yo si tengo que comer tofu y todas esas cosas, las como, sólo sea por stalkear a mi Jay! xD

menchu dijo...

Podía acompañar a HOw en las sesiones de ibiza... que por cierto, ya hay fechas!!!! luego las subo al blog! :)

Hades dijo...

Jennic... no es que se ponga triste. Se pone celosillo jajajaja

Sm, C. dijo...

Mi vido :( jajajaja! Qué tierno se debió de haber visto vigilando al perrillo... me imaginé la escena y su vocecita diciendo "Of course".