Take That Members Sad Over Williams Split

Gary Barlow has said that he and the rest of the members of Take That are saddened over the news that Robbie Williams has split from his wife and send him their best wishes.

"To be honest" said chubby Barlow "I didn't even know he was married, but when my wife read me the news this morning I still felt sad for the guy. He's having a real bad run of luck lately. I know I speak for all the lads when I say we wish him well."

Jason Orange, a dancer with the band passed on this message to Williams "Hey man, just bummed out for you, hope you don't do anything crazy."

Davy Jones lookalike Mark Owens said "Chin up mucker. There are plenty more fish in the sea. Not that a fish will provide love, support and comfort, but there are loads of them."

The other member of Take That, the one who's name escapes me said "I read the news. What annoys me is that Robbie never mentioned his Mork and Mindy gig. I loved Mrs Doubtfire - I am surprised that I never recognized him - but then again his own kids didn't."

*The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Fuente: TheSpoof.com