Blog for Good Apache 2007

Me aburro mucho... y por eso he versionado el Apache 2006 de los chicos. El original es este:

"My name is The Manager. I'm going to create a boyband. My boyband will achieve fame on a grand scale. Their music will dominate the popular charts and their faces will adorn the walls of millions of teenage girls across the globe. When manufacturing a boyband, the first thing we need is the right selection of boys. In order to guarantee maximum success, each boy has to appeal to a specific set of fundamental rules. The rules are as follows:

Rule 1 - The boys in the boyband must love, honour and obey their manager, and must have no other manager but me.
Rule 2 - They must sacrifice their privacy.
Rule 3 - The boys must not have girlfriends.
Rule 4 - Some of the boys in the boyband will have to take 1 or 2 years off their real ages.
Rule 5 - The boys must always be ambiguous about their sexuality, never confirming their sexual orientation (...) the centre of the market
Rule 6 - They will always be prepared to smile.
Rule 7 - The boys must always be gracious, humble, like the boys next door.
Rule 8 - The boys must be prepared to wear make-up.
Rule 9 - They must never become close to one other, they must never become real friends, just in case one of them breaks down and has to be discarted.
Rule 10 - The most important rule of all, the boys in the band must all be very, very, PRETTY!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a boyband. Please welcome for your entertainment... TAKE THAT!

Y he aquí la versión Blog for Good Apache 2007:

"My name is The President. I'm going to create a fan club. My fan club will achieve fame on a grand scale. Their idols will dominate the popular charts and they will pursue them across the globe. When manufacturing a fan club, the first thing we need is the right selection of fans. In order to guarantee maximum success, each fan has to appeal to a specific set of fundamental rules. The rules are as follows:

Rule 1 - The fans in the fan club must love, honour and obey their idols, and must have no other idols but them.
Rule 2 - They must sacrifice their personal life.
Rule 3 - The fans must have all their idols' stuff.
Rule 4 - Some of the fans in the fan club will have to add 1 or 2 years up their real ages.
Rule 5 - The fans must not be ambiguous about their favourite boy, always confirming their sexual fantasies
Rule 6 - They will always be prepared to scream.
Rule 7 - The fans must always be gracious, humble, like the girls next door.
Rule 8 - The fans must be prepared to paint their idols' logo on their faces.
Rule 9 - They must never become close to one other, they must never become real friends, just in case one of them breaks down and has to be discarded.
Rule 10 - The most important rule of all, the fans in the fan club must all be very, very, PRETTY!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fan club. Please welcome for your entertainment... TAKE THAT FANS FOR GOOD!