Take That must have spent a fortune in B&Q ahead of tonight's Royal Variety Performance

The manband's backing dancers will be drenched in bodypaint while they prance about on stage at the London Palladium.

Blokes in the audience will be snapping up those little red binoculars to get a closer look. They'll have plenty to gawp at, as Take That have never done a show with so many dancers.

A source said: "The lads always put on a spectacle and this will be no different. A top bodypainting stylist is on board and the dancers are going to look out of this world."

It'll be interesting to see what PRINCE CHARLES and the rest of the royals think of the naughty artwork from their posh seats.

Luckily for the lads, they won't be getting the paint treatment. No amount of cash could get them in the buff again - although ROBBIE WILLIAMS pulled a moony for 20 quid the other week.

GARY BARLOW insisted their days of peeling off were well and truly behind them at the press conference to announce the Progress tour.

It's a shame this wasn't the case before they filmed that Do What You Like video. I've refused to eat squirty cream ever since.

Fuente: The Sun